Best Album Titles - Ever!!!!

......by best ever I am of only referring to the innuendo factor....I'm certain their are much better album titles out there, but these make me smile for all the wrong reasons.....

5) Slow Deep and Hard - Type O Negative

4) Up At The Crack - Boned

3) Let Them Eat Pussy - Nashville Pussy

2) Cunning Stunts - The Cows

1) The Most Exciting Organ Ever - Billy Preston

Think First - A Note to Myself

......if it doesn't smell like chocolate, do not taste it to see if it ain't chocolate......

5 Things I've Done In the Office this Year I Probably Shouldn't Have.....

....and when i say "i probably shouldn't have", i'm only speaking on behalf of my career......


5) Scheduling a "meeting" on my calendar in order to watch Blazing Saddles in the kitchen.....


4) Sniffing White Out and Jiffy Markers in my office with the door open......


3) Advising new hires to avoid making direct eye contact with me......


2) Typing a memo advising staff to refer to me as "Pappy" going forward and to greet me each morning with "What's Crackin?".....then printing and leaving said memo on a public printer......


1) Quoting Clubber Lang in Management meetings......Senior Manager: ".....so for the upcoming fiscal quarter, what's your prediction?" Me: "My prediction?.......Pain!"....................................even if it is right.......it's wrong.....................